Things that may or may not surprise you
Random biographical tidbits about moi:
- I started working as a prostitute at the age of 26, after I was laid off from a corporate job.
- When I started having sex for money, I had slept with a grand total of 8 people. And no, I’m not excluding blowjobs or handjobs from that figure.
- I have a liberal arts degree from a top-tier university.
- I was not sexually abused, though it’s true that family life left much to be desired, and still does.
- I’m a serious oenophile, but in moderation. I smoke pot on weekends. I’ve experimented with drugs, as most of my fellow Gen-Yers have, but drug-taking was not a pre- or co-requisite to escorting.
- Despite what Melissa Farley and other “experts” on prostitution allege, not a single client ever raised his hand to me. Granted, I worked at the high end, but rich men are often far more uncouth than the unwashed masses.
- I paid my taxes.
- I have never had a sexually transmitted infection or disease.
That’s all I can think of. Anything else you want to know?
March 15, 2008 at 12:24 pm
Disturbingly normal. Ah, but I see you left out the boyfriends. Surely you’ve had a long string of loserish slacker stoner suitcase pimp-type boyfriends who lived off your earnings. Because I’ve been reading the press too, and everyone knows that’s what hooker boyfriends are like.
March 15, 2008 at 12:58 pm
Indeed. I forgot to mention the aspiring musician boyfriend I bankrolled for two years, who was fired from Starbucks, then Peet’s Coffee, and finally, Dunkin’ Donuts. He’s a bass player, naturally.